When Mr. T and I were in Turkey, he pointed out the above sign to me while we were enroute to our hotel. I doubt the owner of the pension thought very long before settling on Ufuk, but the little kids in us thought it was pretty funny. It got me thinking what other dirty names are out there, and with a little bit a research and not without a few chuckles, I compiled a list of 50 cities I’d be way too embarrassed to ever live in.
As a side note, I can’t believe there’s a Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, when Intercourse is only 15 minutes away (who are these city planners?!).
Without further ado and in no particular order, here are the 50 cities that sound dirrrrrrrty:
- Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Fort Dick, California
- Anus, France
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Fucking, Austria
- Titlis, Switzerland
- Middelfart, Denmark
- Long Dong, China
- Assinippi, Massachusetts
- Bald Knob, Arkansas
- Busti, New York
- Cockburn, Australia
- Bangor, Wales
- Muff, Ireland
- Brest, France
- Bumpass, Virginia
- Erect, North Carolina
- Nipple, Utah
- Climax, Pennsylvania
- Cockington, UK
- Penistone, UK
- Dildo, Newfoundland
- Titisee, Germany
- Caulkerbush, UK
- Threeway, Virginia
- Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
- Fanny, West Virginia
- Virginville, Pennsylvania
- Boysack, Scotland
- Hooker, Oklahoma
- Wetwang, UK
- Ta Ta Creek, Canada
- Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
- Dickey, North Dakota
- Gofuku, Japan
- Three Cocks, Wales
- Dickeyville, Wisconsin
- Peterhead, Scotland
- Tightsqueeze, Virginia
- Climax Springs, Missouri
- Willacoochie, Georgia
- Moreheadville, Pennsylvania
- Weener, Germany
- Glasscock, Texas
- Bigknockerstown, UK
- Blowhard, Australia
- Reamstown, Pennsylvania
- Titty Ho, UK
- Cocktown, Ireland
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I always liked Phuket
I think there is a town called fertile somewhere in the USA
Big Bone Lick State Park, on Beaver rd. This is real.
In England there are three villages called Thong, Upperthong, and Netherthong. 🙂
They missed Coxsackie, NY
the list is only 49…
you listed Penistone, UK twice… (#22 and #46)
Wow, good catch. I found another one to replace the dupe.
I really wonder how on earth cities got these names 😀
Second most name of Finnish ponds is after Black pond, Cunt pond. There are at least 1700 extremely “dirty” names there. For instance place named “Whistling Cunt’s Open Swamp” and “Whore’s Hill”, “Slut’s village”, “Cunts”, Horse’s Arse Ridge”. Also tens of names of places “Perverts’ hill, mountain, etc…”. Just one county Suomussalmi had almost one hundred grotesk places “Cunt xx, Clit, Shit, Cock, Dick, Slut, Whore, Arsehole, Glans, Anus…hill, pond, fen, river, lake, swamp…
I live in Morehead, Ky. I see Moreheadville, Pennsylvania, but yeah… I think Ky needs to be in here too.
A pretty hilarious list you compiled here 🙂 I think my absolute favorite out of them is Climax Springs, Missouri. Even though it sounds dirty, you still kind of want to go there, haha.