50 Cities That Just Sound Dirty

When Mr. T and I were in Turkey, he pointed out the above sign to me while we were enroute to our hotel.  I doubt the owner of the pension thought very long before settling on Ufuk, but the little kids in us thought it was pretty funny.   It got me thinking what other dirty names are out there, and with a little bit a research and not without a few chuckles, I compiled a list of 50 cities I’d be way too embarrassed to ever live in.

As a side note, I can’t believe there’s a Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, when Intercourse is only 15 minutes away (who are these city planners?!).

Without further ado and in no particular order, here are the 50 cities that sound dirrrrrrrty:

1. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
2. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
3. Fort Dick, California
4. Anus, France
5. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
6. Fucking, Austria
7. Titlis, Switzerland
8. Middelfart, Denmark
9. Long Dong, China
10. Assinippi, Massachusetts
11. Bald Knob, Arkansas
12. Busti, New York
13. Cockburn, Australia
14. Bangor, Wales
15. Muff, Ireland
16. Brest, France
17. Bumpass, Virginia
18. Erect, North Carolina
19. Nipple, Utah
20. Climax, Pennsylvania
21. Cockington, UK
22. Penistone, UK
23. Dildo, Newfoundland
24. Titisee, Germany
25. Caulkerbush, UK
26. Threeway, Virginia
27. Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
28. Fanny, West Virginia
29. Virginville, Pennsylvania
30. Boysack, Scotland
31. Hooker, Oklahoma
32. Wetwang, UK
33. Ta Ta Creek, Canada
34. Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
35. Dickey, North Dakota
36. Gofuku, Japan
37. Three Cocks, Wales
38. Dickeyville, Wisconsin
39. Peterhead, Scotland
40. Tightsqueeze, Virginia
41. Climax Springs, Missouri
42. Willacoochie, Georgia
43. Moreheadville, Pennsylvania
44. Weener, Germany
45. Glasscock, Texas
46. Bigknockerstown, UK
47. Blowhard, Australia
48. Reamstown, Pennsylvania
49. Titty Ho, UK
50. Cocktown, Ireland