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50 Cities That Just Sound Dirty

When Mr. T and I were in Turkey, he pointed out the above sign to me while we were enroute to our hotel.  I doubt the owner of the pension thought very long before settling on Ufuk, but the little kids in us thought it was pretty funny.   It got me thinking what other dirty names are out there, and with a little bit a research and not without a few chuckles, I compiled a list of 50 cities I’d be way too embarrassed to ever live in.

As a side note, I can’t believe there’s a Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, when Intercourse is only 15 minutes away (who are these city planners?!).

Without further ado and in no particular order, here are the 50 cities that sound dirrrrrrrty:

  1. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
  2. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
  3. Fort Dick, California
  4. Anus, France
  5. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
  6. Fucking, Austria
  7. Titlis, Switzerland
  8. Middelfart, Denmark
  9. Long Dong, China
  10. Assinippi, Massachusetts
  11. Bald Knob, Arkansas
  12. Busti, New York
  13. Cockburn, Australia
  14. Bangor, Wales
  15. Muff, Ireland
  16. Brest, France
  17. Bumpass, Virginia
  18. Erect, North Carolina
  19. Nipple, Utah
  20. Climax, Pennsylvania
  21. Cockington, UK
  22. Penistone, UK
  23. Dildo, Newfoundland
  24. Titisee, Germany
  25. Caulkerbush, UK
  26. Threeway, Virginia
  27. Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
  28. Fanny, West Virginia
  29. Virginville, Pennsylvania
  30. Boysack, Scotland
  31. Hooker, Oklahoma
  32. Wetwang, UK
  33. Ta Ta Creek, Canada
  34. Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
  35. Dickey, North Dakota
  36. Gofuku, Japan
  37. Three Cocks, Wales
  38. Dickeyville, Wisconsin
  39. Peterhead, Scotland
  40. Tightsqueeze, Virginia
  41. Climax Springs, Missouri
  42. Willacoochie, Georgia
  43. Moreheadville, Pennsylvania
  44. Weener, Germany
  45. Glasscock, Texas
  46. Bigknockerstown, UK
  47. Blowhard, Australia
  48. Reamstown, Pennsylvania
  49. Titty Ho, UK
  50. Cocktown, Ireland

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Thomas Dombroski - May 28, 2013 - 3:41 pm

I always liked Phuket

Brian Rose - August 4, 2013 - 7:35 pm

I think there is a town called fertile somewhere in the USA

Curtis - March 18, 2014 - 6:43 pm

Big Bone Lick State Park, on Beaver rd. This is real.

M.E. - April 6, 2014 - 8:01 am

In England there are three villages called Thong, Upperthong, and Netherthong. 🙂

N - July 12, 2014 - 7:17 pm

They missed Coxsackie, NY

nolamite - August 15, 2014 - 1:09 pm

the list is only 49…
you listed Penistone, UK twice… (#22 and #46)

JustWanderlust - August 27, 2014 - 1:08 pm

Wow, good catch. I found another one to replace the dupe.

Jana - February 25, 2016 - 8:29 am

I really wonder how on earth cities got these names 😀

Mats - April 30, 2016 - 12:22 pm

Second most name of Finnish ponds is after Black pond, Cunt pond. There are at least 1700 extremely “dirty” names there. For instance place named “Whistling Cunt’s Open Swamp” and “Whore’s Hill”, “Slut’s village”, “Cunts”, Horse’s Arse Ridge”. Also tens of names of places “Perverts’ hill, mountain, etc…”. Just one county Suomussalmi had almost one hundred grotesk places “Cunt xx, Clit, Shit, Cock, Dick, Slut, Whore, Arsehole, Glans, Anus…hill, pond, fen, river, lake, swamp…

John Thorn - December 18, 2017 - 2:26 pm

I live in Morehead, Ky. I see Moreheadville, Pennsylvania, but yeah… I think Ky needs to be in here too.

CSGO - February 7, 2019 - 7:45 am

A pretty hilarious list you compiled here 🙂 I think my absolute favorite out of them is Climax Springs, Missouri. Even though it sounds dirty, you still kind of want to go there, haha.

Raaj - April 21, 2020 - 8:05 am

Good Post

Zach Poteet - June 30, 2020 - 2:35 pm

51: SACramento

Tommy - July 2, 2020 - 7:30 am

I really want to move to one of these places. Great list pal.

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